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Travel companion Im just looking for love So.. I've been trying this dating stuff recently, and is it just me, or does it stink?! lol... Yet here I am, giving it one more chance... I've never posted an ad like this before, and I'm hoping that it doesn't come off just . . :) Who I am: Early 30's, bbw, single mother, hard worker, honest, friendly, kind, direct. Who you should be: A man, 30+, with a job, with a place, with your stuff together. You should be responsible, polite, kind, honest and assertive (not , there is a difference). I would like to find someone that is done and over with the playboy life, that can accept, love, and appreciate a good woman by his side. If you think you fit the description, me. Tell me about yourself, and send a , I'll send one back. If you are married or attached...please do not respond. then text me at 6 0 to 8 1 5 for eight 7 Hmm

Ready for funn? m4w LETS FUCK
like seriously where are all the women that wanna fuck age/race/size do not matter just be ready to go
i can travel to you! so you can stay where your at

Renaissance Man iso Renaissance Woman Renaissance Man (not the type that dresses up in medieval costumes, the other type. Google it if you're unsure), white, early 50s, looking for a compatible Black, Asian, or Hispanic Renaissance Woman, mid-30s to mid-40s, who understands that life is to be lived, rather than passively allowing it to expire day by day. Doctor, Lawyer, mid-level exec types preferred. Political affiliation is irrelevant -- as long as we both agree in advance to be apolitical. Provided you have the wherewithal to exercise appropriate caution and discretion, and you don't have insurmountable emotional baggage, your attachment status is irrelevant. I'm D/D free, and you must be as well. I don't smoke or drink regularly; if you do, I won't lecture or browbeat you. Although my build would be termed by some as stocky, I have been working out at my local Y 3 -4 times a week to get into much better shape. My preference is thin or petite ladies, but not an absolute requirement. If you're un- or under-appreciated, maybe it's time for a change. To help me sort the wheat from the chaff, put today's date and the phrase "Scammers Need Not Apply" in the title line.

Any takers?? My friends keep telling me I need a woman in my life, even though they live vicariously through me and my crazy stories. Anyhow, I'm a hardworking country boy, that's 5' lbs, white with a dark complection, who knows how to have fun. I'm witty and extremely sarcastic, so you must be able to appreciate that style of humor... You must be around the same age, white and/or Hispanic who's weight is proportional to their height. If that catches your eye then I guess I'll hear from you, but if not I'd like to wish you happy hunting.